sadstagram:

looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me 

I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice or just have a nice chat.

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

hipster-trichster:

wow fuck you guys

hipster-trichster:

wow fuck you guys

1wannabeyourdog:

A friendly reminder from Jack [ x ]

putuporshuttup:

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants